Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. -
Neil Gaiman
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Humor Quotes

The human body is the best work of art. -
Jess C. Scott

Humor Quotes

The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes. -
Bauvard
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Humor Quotes

The impossible often has a kind of integrity the merely improbable lacks. -
Douglas Adams

Humor Quotes

The integrity of my sleep has been forever compromised, sir. -
David Foster Wallace
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Humor Quotes

The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle way that she was as succulent as the small reptile he had for dinner the night before. -
F. Scott Fitzgerald