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| The lack of money is the root of all evil. - | |
| Mark Twain | |
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| The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. - | |
| Dave Barry | |
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| The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - | |
| Alfred Hitchcock | |
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| The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes. - | |
| Nikolai Gogol | |
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| The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen - | |
| Stephen King | |
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| The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he made so many of them. - | |
| Abraham Lincoln |