Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. -
Douglas Coupland
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Humor Quotes

Two things that matter to me. Emotional resonance and rocket launchers. -
Joss Whedon

Humor Quotes

Um, uh, gah. -
Rick Riordan
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Humor Quotes

Unseen in the background, Fate was quietly slipping lead into the boxing-glove. -
P.G. Wodehouse

Humor Quotes

Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha! -
Jeaniene Frost
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Humor Quotes

Walking around nude in front of humans was not a good way to keep a low profile with the community. It was an excellent way to make new friends, though. -
Rachel Vincent