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| Dead. Never been that before. Not even once. - | |
| Jasper Fforde | |
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| Dear God in heaven. Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dancer I’ve ever seen. Turn away. It’ll hurt your eyes. Turn away! - | |
| Shelly Laurenston | |
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| Death should take me while I am in the mood. - | |
| Nathaniel Hawthorne | |
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| Death, I had discovered long ago, was available in varying flavors, and none of them particularly palatable. - | |
| Jasper Fforde | |
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| Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them. - | |
| Terry Pratchett | |
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| Death: Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom. - | |
| Terry Pratchett |