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| There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine. - | |
| P.G. Wodehouse | |
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| There must be something wrong with those people who think Audrey Hepburn doesn’t perspire, hiccup or sneeze, because they know that’s not true. I n fact, I hiccup more than most. - | |
| Audrey Hepburn | |
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| There was enough tension in the room to send a fleet of the nervous running for their tranquilizers. - | |
| Charlaine Harris | |
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| There’s a fine line between support and stalking and let’s all stay on the right side of that. - | |
| Joss Whedon | |
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| They desecrate Riora’s sacred temple! She will be enraged. Oh, gods, look at the marble. We are all beyond doomed. Somebody put a plant in front of it! - | |
| Kresley Cole | |
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| They slipped briskly into an intimacy from which they never recovered. - | |
| F. Scott Fitzgerald |