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The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - | |
Neil Gaiman | |
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The human body is the best work of art. - | |
Jess C. Scott | |
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The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes. - | |
Bauvard | |
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The impossible often has a kind of integrity the merely improbable lacks. - | |
Douglas Adams | |
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The integrity of my sleep has been forever compromised, sir. - | |
David Foster Wallace | |
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The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle way that she was as succulent as the small reptile he had for dinner the night before. - | |
F. Scott Fitzgerald |