Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis. -
Zig Ziglar
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Humor Quotes

Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. -
Mark Twain

Humor Quotes

Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin"-Bobby Pendragon -
D.J. MacHale
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Humor Quotes

Oh, Eeyore, you are wet! said Piglet, feeling him. Eeyore shook himself, and asked somebody to explain to Piglet what happened when you had been inside a river for quite a long time. -
A.A. Milne

Humor Quotes

ohmygoodNESS! -
P.C. Cast
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Humor Quotes

Okay you guys, pair up in threes! -
Yogi Berra