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| It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them. - | |
| P.G. Wodehouse | |
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| It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really good books which are your very own. - | |
| Arthur Conan Doyle | |
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| It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin. - | |
| Dave Barry | |
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| It is by the goodness of god that in our country we have those 3 unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them. - | |
| Mark Twain | |
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| It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets. - | |
| Voltaire | |
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| It is harder to crack prejudice than an atom. - | |
| Albert Einstein |