Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

I am the broth of love. Make soup to me. -
Jarod Kintz
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Humor Quotes

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. -
Steve Martin

Humor Quotes

I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq. -
Stephen Colbert
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Humor Quotes

I bet you anything that 10 times out of 10, Nicky, Vinny and Tony will beat the shit out of Todd, Kyle and Tucker. -
George Carlin

Humor Quotes

I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn."Opal tapped the suggestion into a small electronic notepad on her pocket computer.Thanks for that. Now, tell me everything. -
Eoin Colfer
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Humor Quotes

I blew the love trumpet until my cheeks were blue. Then I paid 34 bucks for a taxicab ride home so I could admire my receding hairline in the mirror. -
Jarod Kintz