Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

Her lips full and inviting, she has an infectious laugh and glassy cackle in her eyes, and a 2000 volt sexual charisma that beckons me like a fluff girl on scuffed knees. -
Brett Tate
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Humor Quotes

Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence. -
Jasper Fforde

Humor Quotes

Here is another marvy glimpse into the gothic basement that I call my mind. -
Louise Rennison
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Humor Quotes

Here’s to freedom, cheers to art. Here’s to having an excellent adventure and may the stopping never start. -
Jason Mraz

Humor Quotes

His eyes widened just a bit, his lips flexed. I realized he was trying not to laugh. I hate it when people find my threats amusing. -
Laurell K. Hamilton
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Humor Quotes

His name is Randy Randy. Or maybe it’s Randy Randy. I always get his first and last names mixed up. -
Jarod Kintz