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| Merlin’s beard. - | |
| J.K. Rowling | |
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| Michael had to pound me a couple of times to convince me not to go stage a rescue." Shane shrugged. "He hits like a girl, for a vampire. - | |
| Rachel Caine | |
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| Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - | |
| Groucho Marx | |
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| Mirrors should think longer before they reflect. - | |
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| Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted. That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - | |
| Aldous Huxley | |
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| MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT. - | |
| Patricia Briggs |