Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

Thirty the promise of a decade of loneliness, a thinning list of single men to know, a thinning brief-case of enthusiasm, thinning hair. -
F. Scott Fitzgerald
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Humor Quotes

Thirty the promise of a decade of loneliness, a thinning list of single men to know, a thinning brief-case of enthusiasm, thinning hair. -
F. Scott Fitzgerald

Humor Quotes

This book was written using 100% recycled words. -
Terry Pratchett
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Humor Quotes

This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence. -
Ben Elton

Humor Quotes

This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here. -
Hunter S. Thompson
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Humor Quotes

This morning my girlfriend was so loud in bed that we woke up the neighbors. So I told them to roll over and go back to sleep. -
Jarod Kintz