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| A tiger only needs three things to be comfortable. Lots of food, sleep, and…actually, no it’s just those two things. - | |
| Colleen Houck | |
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| A true Zen saying: "Nothing is what I want. - | |
| Frank Zappa | |
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| A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment. - | |
| Frank Zappa | |
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| A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - | |
| Irina Dunn | |
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| A word to the wise is infuriating. - | |
| Hunter S. Thompson |