Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

Mysteries force a man to think, and so injure his health. -
Edgar Allan Poe
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Humor Quotes

Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life. -
Lemony Snicket

Humor Quotes

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. -
Robert A. Heinlein
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Humor Quotes

Never doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are epic and memorable in their scope. -
Cassandra Clare

Humor Quotes

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right. -
Isaac Asimov
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Humor Quotes

Never postpone until tomorrow what you can postpone until the day after. -
Raoul Wallenberg