Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family. -
Stephen Colbert
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Humor Quotes

Rich children are always blond, Jocelyn goes. It has to do with vitamins. -
Jennifer Egan

Humor Quotes

Right," Sadie said. "And Set will just stand there calmly while I read him to death. -
Rick Riordan
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Humor Quotes

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four. -
Terry Pratchett

Humor Quotes

Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away. -
Louise Rennison
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Humor Quotes

Sane is boring. -
R.A. Salvatore