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| Okay, seriously, I dont know if this is true or not, but I heard people who use profanity are trying to compensate for their lack of you know... size" -Tuck - | |
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| On some days you get what you want, and on others, you get what you need. - | |
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| On the night of the murder I was at home, asleep. The characters in my dream can vouch for me. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| Once I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall. - | |
| Eleanor Roosevelt |