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| In love, as in life, one misheard word can be tremendously important. If you tell someone you love them, for instance, you must be absolutely certain that they have replied "I love you back" and not "I love your back" before you continue the conversation. - | |
| Lemony Snicket | |
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| In matters of grave importance, style, not sincerity, is the vital thing. - | |
| Oscar Wilde | |
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| In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office. - | |
| Ambrose Bierce | |
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| In our world, I rank music somewhere between hair ribbons and rainbows in terms of usefulness. - | |
| Suzanne Collins | |
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| In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language. - | |
| Mark Twain | |
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| In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. - | |
| Napoleon Bonaparte |