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| If possible, try to avoid pushing each other over the edge, as that would cause me extra paperwork. - | |
| Rick Riordan | |
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| If rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus. - | |
| Chuck Klosterman | |
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| If sharks really can smell blood, then I’d imagine they’re all salivating over my erection right now. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| If something is going to happen to me, I want to be there. - | |
| Albert Camus | |
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| If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon. - | |
| Johannes Brahms | |
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| If there is one thing I dislike, it is the man who tries to air his grievances when I wish to air mine. - | |
| P.G. Wodehouse |