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| I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| I’ve been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library. - | |
| F. Scott Fitzgerald | |
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| I’ve got a way with love. Away with love. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a great way to relax. - | |
| Jim Butcher | |
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| If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - | |
| Groucho Marx | |
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| If all women revealed their age, men would have nothing to hide from each other. - | |
| Bauvard |