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| My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names." I pointed to my right breast. "This is Danger." Then my left. "And this is Will Robinson. I would appreciate it if you addressed them accordingly. - | |
| Darynda Jones | |
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| My formula for life is very simple: in the morning, wake up; at night, go to sleep. In between I try and occupy myself as best I can. - | |
| Cary Grant | |
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| My Head of House said I lacked certain necessary qualities...like the ability to behave myself. - | |
| J.K. Rowling | |
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| My head’ll explode if I continue with this escapism. - | |
| Jess C. Scott | |
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| My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here. - | |
| Jim Henson | |
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| My misery is reaching epidemic proportions. - | |
| Libba Bray |