Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. -
Rodney Dangerfield
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Humor Quotes

I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. -
Dorothy Parker

Humor Quotes

I said hello to the poodle. -
Rick Riordan
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Humor Quotes

I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed to go on for days. In fact, I’m still going on about her. -
Jarod Kintz

Humor Quotes

I see a light in the kitchen. Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are. -
J.K. Rowling
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Humor Quotes

I should never be left alone with my mind for too long. -
Libba Bray