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| Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. - | |
| George W. Bush | |
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| Our opponent is an alien starship packed with atomic bombs," I said. "We have a protractor. - | |
| Neal Stephenson | |
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| Out of the way! We are in the throes of an exceptional emergency! This is no occassion for sport- there is lace at stake!" (Ms. Pole) - | |
| Elizabeth Gaskell | |
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| Passion is when a person all of a sudden becomes terribly important. It is even more unfair when they become memorable. - | |
| Bauvard | |
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| Pasteboard pies and paper flowers are being banished from the stage by the growth of that power of accurate observation which is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.... - | |
| George Bernard Shaw | |
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| Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers. - | |
| Jarod Kintz |