Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

There is a proverbial saying chiefly concerned with warning against too closely calculating the numerical value of un-hatched chicks. -
Neil Gaiman
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Humor Quotes

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. -
Erma Bombeck

Humor Quotes

There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor. -
Charles Dickens
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Humor Quotes

There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends. -
Sylvia Plath

Humor Quotes

There is nothing particularly wrong with salmon, of course, but like caramel candy, strawberry yogurt, or liquid carpet cleaner, if you eat too much of it you are not going to enjoy your meal. -
Lemony Snicket
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Humor Quotes

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes. -
Ralph Waldo Emerson