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| To Do Today, 1/17/081. Sit and think2. Reach enlightenment3. Feed the cats - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| To have not shot his friend in the face would have sent a message to the quail that America is weak. - | |
| Jon Stewart | |
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| To keep up appearances, I stomp my room and slam the door. - | |
| Laurie Halse Anderson | |
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| To love is easy, to be in a relationship is extremely difficult. - | |
| Santosh Kalwar | |
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| To maximize love, I try to emulate an omelet. And I’m not just saying that to sound romantic. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| To me, the perfect date consists of dinner, dancing, and sex with a girl who has no stomach or legs, but does have an overactive sex drive. - | |
| Jarod Kintz |