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| He had about the same life expectancy as a three legged hedgehog on a six lane motorway. - | |
| Terry Pratchett | |
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| He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more. - | |
| P.G. Wodehouse | |
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| He has fought many battles with us" (Jace) By which you mean one battle" muttered Simon. "Two if you count the one I was a rat - | |
| Cassandra Clare | |
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| He smiled in a way that made me want to kiss him right on the spot. Or the lips. Whichever was closer. - | |
| Shannon Hale | |
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| He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else. - | |
| Benjamin Franklin | |
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| He was a writer and words were his weapons. - | |
| Christopher Moore |