Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

Welsh is an actual, currently used language and our next-door neighbors Angela and Gaenor spoke it. It sounds like Wizard. -
Maureen Johnson
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Humor Quotes

What ho!" I said."What ho!" said Motty."What ho! What ho!""What ho! What ho! What ho!"After that it seemed rather difficult to go on with the conversation. -
P.G. Wodehouse

Humor Quotes

When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance. -
Jarod Kintz
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Humor Quotes

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. -
George Bernard Shaw

Humor Quotes

When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shout, Thanks for being a fan. Being a celebrity is a 24/7 thing. -
Jarod Kintz
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Humor Quotes

When God made man she was practicing. -
Rita Mae Brown