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| Those unable to catalog the past are doomed to repeat it. - | |
| Lemony Snicket | |
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| Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne. - | |
| Dorothy Parker | |
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| Time is such a waste of time to think about, because the longer you ponder it, the more of it you lose. And before you know it, you don’t know it, because you are nothing but dusty worm food. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers. - | |
| William Shakespeare | |
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| To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan and not quite enough time. - | |
| Leonard Bernstein | |
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| To be is to do - SocratesTo do is to be - SartreDo Be Do Be Do - Sinatra - | |
| Kurt Vonnegut |