Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine. -
Bill Cosby
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Humor Quotes

There are always some lunatics about. It would be a dull world without them. -
Arthur Conan Doyle

Humor Quotes

There are more old drunks than there are old doctors. -
Willie Nelson
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Humor Quotes

There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing. -
Oscar Wilde

Humor Quotes

There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are smart enough to know better. -
Tom Robbins
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Humor Quotes

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. -
Steven Wright