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| The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - | |
| Calvin Trillin | |
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| The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised. - | |
| George F. Will | |
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| The nice thing about being an empty-headed pessimist is that that your glass is only half air. - | |
| Bauvard | |
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| The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemies standing waist deep in gasoline, one with three matches, the other with five. - | |
| Carl Sagan | |
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| The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other guy die for his. - | |
| George S. Patton Jr. |