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| I was wasting my time, praying for love.For a love that never comes, from someone who does not exist. - | |
| Morrissey | |
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| I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. - | |
| Steven Wright | |
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| I will describe my eyes and then begin the story. My eyes are blue and resplendent. Now I will begin the story. - | |
| Jonathan Safran Foer | |
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| I WILL NOT TOLERATE MENTION OF YOUR ABNORMALITY UNDER THIS ROOF! - | |
| J.K. Rowling | |
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| I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would be "Unquote. - | |
| Steven Wright | |
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| I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world. - | |
| Bill Watterson |