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| Hmm…now that I think about it, housecats are often coddled and petted. You don’t pet me nearly enough. You must be a lax owner. How selfish of you to deprive your cat of attention. - | |
| Colleen Houck | |
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| Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print. - | |
| Dave Barry | |
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| Hodor! - | |
| George R.R. Martin | |
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| Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - | |
| W.C. Fields | |
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| Housework can kill you if done right. - | |
| Erma Bombeck | |
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| Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. - | |
| Erma Bombeck |