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| Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. - | |
| George Burns | |
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| Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - | |
| Mel Brooks | |
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| Tried living in the real world instead of a shell, but I was bored before I even began. - | |
| Morrissey | |
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| Truth would quickly cease to be stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it. - | |
| H.L. Mencken | |
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| Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational. - | |
| Charles M. Schulz | |
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| Tut, Tut, looks like rain - | |
| A.A. Milne |