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| The trouble is you can shut your eyes but you can’t shut your mind. - | |
| Terry Pratchett | |
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| The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in some sense, kidding. - | |
| John Updike | |
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| The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity. - | |
| Harlan Ellison | |
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| The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number. - | |
| P.G. Wodehouse | |
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| The whole "weak in the knees" thing,which she always thought was just some idiotic expression back from the golden age of idiotic expressions,was real. -Suite Scarlett - | |
| Maureen Johnson | |
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| The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you. - | |
| Bette Midler |