Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it makes a better soup. -
Bertrand Russell
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Humor Quotes

And a special thanks for not burning up the whole ship. Including yourself, you daft bum-rag. -
Scott Westerfeld

Humor Quotes

And by golly, love sure was a battlefield. Benatar was right about that. -
Charlaine Harris
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Humor Quotes

And I can see Russia from my house. -
Tina Fey

Humor Quotes

And pictures of perfection, as you know, make me sick and wicked. -
Jane Austen
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Humor Quotes

And so the Universe ended. -
Douglas Adams