Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. -
Fran Lebowitz
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Humor Quotes

In the end, everything is a gag. -
Charles Chaplin

Humor Quotes

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards. -
Mark Twain
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Humor Quotes

In the long second before everyone absorbs what just happened, I see the angel rolling his eyes heavenward, like a teenager in the presence of overwhelming lameness. Some people just have no sense of gratitude. -
Susan Ee

Humor Quotes

In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge! -
Jim Butcher
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Humor Quotes

In the world according to Garp, we are all terminal cases -
John Irving