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| That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!! - | |
| Gemma Halliday | |
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| That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment. - | |
| Dorothy Parker | |
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| That’s the problem with you nearly immortal types, I said. You couldn’t spot a pop culture reference if it skittered up and implanted an embryo down your esophagus. - | |
| Jim Butcher | |
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| Thats not a bad word, hate and war are bad words, fuck isnt. - | |
| Judy Blume | |
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| The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. - | |
| George Lucas | |
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| The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. - | |
| Dorothy Parker |