Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

Grandfather informs me that is not possible. -
Jonathan Safran Foer
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Humor Quotes

Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects. -
Dave Barry

Humor Quotes

Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets. -
Roald Dahl
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Humor Quotes

Ha-ha! Ah-hahahaha! I am wizard; hear me roar! -
Jim Butcher

Humor Quotes

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess. -
Bill Watterson
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Humor Quotes

Har. Bloody. Har. -
Stephanie Perkins