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| Love speaks to the heart like a mime to a mute. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - | |
| Lily Tomlin | |
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| Many people could say things in a cutting way, Nanny knew. But Granny Weatherwax could listen in a cutting way. She could make something sound stupid just by hearing it. - | |
| Terry Pratchett | |
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| Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide. - | |
| Terry Pratchett | |
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| Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse. - | |
| P.G. Wodehouse |