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| I would feel infinitely more comfortable in your presence if you would agree to treat gravity as a law, rather than one of a number of suggested options. - | |
| Neil Gaiman | |
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| I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood. - | |
| George Carlin | |
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| I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. - | |
| Dave Barry | |
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| I would so hate to be a first-person character! Always on your guard, always having people read your thoughts! - | |
| Jasper Fforde | |
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| I’d have been dead a long time ago if not for my friends, one of whom had just jumped off the cliff after me. I’d have been a lot more appreciative if he hadn’t pushed me first." ~Cassandra Palmer - | |
| Karen Chance | |
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| I’d love to create a personal profile on a dating site with a headline that reads, Great Listener Seeks Mute Woman. - | |
| Jarod Kintz |