Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

I want to end global hunger by feeding half the world’s starving people to the other half. -
Jarod Kintz
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Humor Quotes

I want to get the words "Courage" and "Bravery" tattooed across my back, so people could associate me with those things as they read them while they chase me. -
Jarod Kintz

Humor Quotes

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! -
Jarod Kintz
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Humor Quotes

I want to lose weight by eating nothing but moon pies, which have significantly less gravity than earthier foods such as fruits and vegetables. -
Jarod Kintz

Humor Quotes

I want to own a wind farm. Don’t breathe, or you’ll undermine the price of my crop. -
Jarod Kintz
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Humor Quotes

I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting his teeth, while a chorus of typewriters sings songs that praises the bananas for their wisdom, leadership, and their high levels of potassium. -
Jarod Kintz