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| I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - | |
| Groucho Marx | |
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| I was supposed to be waiting up here when you got back, only your Phoenix lot got in the way... Yes, they do that, said Dumbledore. - | |
| J.K. Rowling | |
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| I was supposed to write a romantic comedy, but my characters broke up. - | |
| Ann Brashares | |
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| I was talking aloud to myself. A habit of the old: they choose the wisest person present to speak to - | |
| J.R.R. Tolkien | |
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| I was trying to decide if you still had free will as a wolf. If I was a terrible person for planning to drug my girlfriend and drag her back to my house to keep in the basement. - | |
| Maggie Stiefvater |