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| I want to spend less time talking about myself, and more time listening to what other people have to say about me. - | |
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| I want to upholster the inside lining of my nostrils with leather, to have that "new car smell" all the time. - | |
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| I want to write a book called, "Bonfires and Bras," which follows around a young, braless feminist who struggles to adopt in air conditioned rooms, as her hardened nipples cause her excess embarrassment. - | |
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| I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral. - | |
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| I wanted to stay this way forever.Which, it turns out, was exactly five more minutes. - | |
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| I wanted to tell her I love you back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting. - | |
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