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| I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - | |
| Oscar Wilde | |
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| I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. - | |
| Dr. Seuss | |
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| I like pancakes. - | |
| Brandon Mull | |
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| I like to call in sick to work at places where I’ve never held a job. Then when the manager tells me I don’t work there, I tell them I’d like to. But not today, as I’m sick. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| I like to spoon after I fork. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| I like to vote, but not be voted on. I don’t mind losing one on one, but to lose through a vote means the majority think I’m a loser. - | |
| Jarod Kintz |