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| I got a new car. I just need to put it together. They’re easier to steal piece by piece. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| I guess the sacrifice of my dignity is the only thing that will save us now. The things I endure for love. The Fates laugh at my torment. - | |
| Julie Kagawa | |
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| I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it. - | |
| Michael Grant | |
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| I had a quicksand box as a kid. I was an only child... eventually. - | |
| Steven Wright | |
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| I hate girls that giggle all the time... You hate any girl that David looks at. - | |
| Audrey Hepburn | |
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| I hate you," I muttered.Noah smiled wider. "I know. - | |
| Michelle Hodkin |