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| I feel like, like pudding," Iggy groaned. "Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain. - | |
| James Patterson | |
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| I figured something out. The future is unpredictable. - | |
| John Green | |
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| I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations. - | |
| Bill Watterson | |
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| I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me the world. I must be getting rusty. - | |
| Ilona Andrews | |
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| I get mail; therefore I am. - | |
| Scott Adams | |
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| I glanced at George half naked in his towel, then at Barkley, completely naked in his . . . nothing. A vampire and a werewolf. I shook my head. It was obvious. I was having one of my Anita Blake dreams again. - | |
| Michelle Rowen |