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| If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be—a Christian. - | |
| Mark Twain | |
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| If everyone in the world sat quietly at the same time, closed their eyes and concentrated as hard as they could on peace and goodwill, all the killing and cruelty in the world would continue. And probably increase. - | |
| George Carlin | |
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| If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. - | |
| Dave Barry | |
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| If God wanted a world filled with saints, He never would have created adolescence. - | |
| Susan Beth Pfeffer | |
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| If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favorable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. - | |
| Winston Churchill | |
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| If I behave as though this is a completely normal situation, then maybe it will be ... - | |
| Sophie Kinsella |