Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

I was wasting my time, praying for love.For a love that never comes, from someone who does not exist. -
Morrissey
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Humor Quotes

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. -
Steven Wright

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I will describe my eyes and then begin the story. My eyes are blue and resplendent. Now I will begin the story. -
Jonathan Safran Foer
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I WILL NOT TOLERATE MENTION OF YOUR ABNORMALITY UNDER THIS ROOF! -
J.K. Rowling

Humor Quotes

I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would be "Unquote. -
Steven Wright
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world. -
Bill Watterson